A pair of doves perched on patio furniture.

How to Keep Birds from Pooping on Your Patio Furniture

Okay, so here’s the deal. You finally get your patio furniture looking nice and inviting, fresh cushions, clean glass table, maybe even some fancy outdoor pillows, and then, bam, birds decide your setup is their personal bathroom. I swear, I’ve been there, staring at a fresh bird bomb like it’s some kind of cruel joke. […]